THE LUBE QUESTION – Which Lube for Fisting

Fistdudes review:

Ive tried it only a few times and I dont like it. Its to firm for my style. It smells like kitchen. So if you got too much of that stuff pushed up your arse, it might be the case that after a heavy play session you drive home and accidently fart this melted cream out and ruin you jeans, the leather of your car and your ass smells for days like a haevy used industrial kitchen.

• Its cheap and affordable
• You can store it in the kitchen and nobody suspect something
• You can store it in your bedroom and insiders know whats your kink
• It greasy and less slippery (a matter of personal taste)
• It does the job (but its a matter of taste)

• It might destroy latex condoms and disolves toys
• If you put too much in your ass, your farts and ass will smell like a FastFood kitchen for a while.
• due to vegetable fats ingredients, you never know about particles of toxic pesticides or how even gmo effects on your body.
• Its never so slippy sloppy like J-Lube, Amsterdam or any other regular lube
• it smells special from start on
• It leaves a thin film on the skin that smells for days and its hard to wash off

• It works well for fisting
• its good for stretching and large toys
• The clove oil works well and gives it a interesting scent

• It might destroy latex condoms and disolves toys
• due to vegetable fats ingredients, you never know about particles of toxic pesticides or even gmo.
• Its never so slippy sloppy like J-Lube, Amsterdam or any other regular lube
• like Crisco it leaves a thin greasy film on your skin and its hard to wash off

Fistdudes review:

Elbow Grease  the only thing I like on tis product is the funny name.  Its just a white cream something between a cheap bodylotion and the famous nivea facial cream. Its something between soft and sticky. If you mix Vaseline with Bodylotion you might get close to it.

• Ingredients

  DI Water, Mineral OIl, Petrolatum, Paraffin, Peg-8, Sorbitan Stearate, Polysorbate-60, Stearic Acid, Stearyl Alcohol (and) Ceteareth-20, Cetyl Alcohol, Lanolin, Borax, Methylparaben, Propylparaben, Imidazolidinyl Urea.

• similar to Bodylotion its quite soft.
• I dont know

• similar to Bodylotion
• not save with condoms
• can dissolve some toys
• slows down like criso (not for fast fisting)

There are many so called Fisting Lubes and hybrid lubes (silicone and water) on the market. Most of them come from the same manufacturer but with different labels and different quality levels or additional ingredients. The main manufacturer and inventor of this hybrid – type lube (Water based and Silicone) is Megasol Cosmetics in Germany also international known for their own productline Eros Megaslide, the Eros Body Silicone, or Eros water based lube.  For example if you buy MisterB Fisting Lube you defintely buy a quality Magasol product. You can recognize that because its written in the plasticcaps inside the bottle.

There are different version out now. One Extreme Version which contains Laureth-9. A version with Aloe Vera, a HOT version which contains menthol.

Fistdudes review:

Ive tried a few different brands several times and they seem more or less very similar products. But their are still some differences. I prefer the eros Mega Slide before the Fist Extreme because its different from its consistency. It works really well for heavy assplay and much better than Crisco or Slam Dunk. The Extreme Version does what it claims, it relaxes your ass and helps taking a lot more than you might be used to take without. But if you take too much inside you, you can get an uncomfortable aftershow effect, like cramps or strange feeling in your ass and stomach. This can be caused by the indgredients Laureth-9 or its main structure the body is not used to take away.

• Its quite good for heavy assplay its not to liquid and not to firm this makes it good for toys.
• You get versions like hot, extreme, relax with different additional enhancers
• You can mix it with other water based lube to increase the amount and to change the consitency

• You like it or not. Its always a matter of personal taste

BoviVet Gel is a water based lubricant developed and proved for animals. This comes close to J-Lube its very thick and very slippery. I would say this is the original, because it is not comparable to the cheaper copies like Gleitschleim or other cheap Vet-Gels

• Very effective
• You can change its consistency by adding water to it and remix it.
• Its very cheap

• Its not developed for human use

There are lots of cheap lubricants developed and provided for veterinary use. And there are really many different versions and qualities out in the market. Some have a intense smell because of too many preservatives. Some are made out of different water qualities. They do the job for cheap bucks. But I dont trust them on the long run for regular use.

If it comes to silicone based lubricants, this is the original! And one of the most effective silicone lubricants you can get. Its highly effective and also usable for body massage. Its much more expensive than other lubricants. I can not recommend it for sloppy games like filling the ass up. You need to be aware with silicone toys it might be harmful for the toy structure. It creates a slilppery film on the skin that last long, but you cant punch fist that fast like with a water based lube because it slows you down.

Amsterdam Professional is one of my favourite brands! not only because in 2021 I became involved in the development of my personal mixture receipt. The High Flyers are a mix of best raw ingredients like unrefined sheabutter, coconut oil, hemp seed oil – including full spectrum CBD oil and a microdose of THC. Yes! you read right – THC!  They wont advertise CBD and THC on their website because CBD and THC products are restricted on many payment providers and ecommerce platforms such as paypal.

Approximately its the only brand where you can get your custom mixture upon request.  Additional they offer custom flavours added to the basic product for example like more lidocain, benzocain, or even psylocobin from magic mushrooms which have been cooked into the solution. To get the stuff so sticky and stringly  guess what its J-Lube inside.  But they somehow managed to mix the J-Lube with water and the oils and fats that it gets an amazing consistency. There are like greasy small tiny bits of sheabutter inside that melts inside your ass and on your hand upon 28 degree. With the High Flyers Lubricant you get everything from both worlds – the soft and greasy feeling of a cream mixed with the high slippery effect of a J-lube like waterbased lube and the effect of natural massage oils. Its smells wonderfull and leaves a protection film on the skin.

• Its high effective
• It has a one of a kind unique consitency with tiny bits of raw sheabutter inside.
• Only the best natural ingredients
• Small manufactured individual production no mass product no mass industry
• High Quality mineral water (kangen water)
• It has a relaxing and numbing effect.
• You can get High on it due to microdose of THC

• Its harmful for condoms and latex clothing due to natural oils and silicones
• they only deliver in europe
• its illegal in some countries
• Only available on fetish events, in exclusive dungeons/ playrooms and their onlineshop
• sometimes long waiting times to get
• The THC inside might be detectable in your blood – depending on your consume.

When it comes to FISTING and heavy anal play you might encountered the J-lube bottles somewhere in the background.

J-Lube is developed for veterinary use only but like crisco it found its way in many bedrooms and playrooms. There are many possibilities to mix the consistency you prefer or create a lube with warm water or cold water, to freeze it and stick it up your arse. To mix it with milk, piss, wodka and whatever your kink is. With one bottle of J-Lube you can mix up to about 15 liters of lube. And its a very effective and very slippery lube with strings. Its really different from basic sexshop-water based lubricants like Aquaglide. But bringing it to the point: it has sugar inside a dispersant agent and its made out of mineral oil so in detail its a kind of microplastics which keeps the water molecules attached to each other. There are no preservatives inside so you cant keep it for long one time its mixed. If you have a wound that bleeds and you get J-Lube inside its becomes very hard for the body or the blood platelets to start the natural healing process.

• Its very effective and flexible in its use
• You can mix what you need with what you want
• Its dam slippery and stringly
• Its quite cheap compared to other body lubricants
• You can  dispel it on your hand or toys and sprinkle water on it to get a thick slippy film on it.

• Not intent for human use
• You need time and experience to find the right mixture.

X-Lube is another Lube Powder product similar to J-Lube. You mix it on your own. Ive tested X-Lube several times and its quite effective you get similar results to J-Lube. From my point of view it seems to be the same or a very similar compound, but without the dispersant agent sugar and in a different basic structure. That makes it much more effective on the ingredients – volume mix ratio. So you need less x-lube to get the same effect with J-Lube. But you can not drop it on your hand or toys and sprinkle it with water like you can easily do it with J-Lube. You wont get the same effect. But they claim its save, so let us believe.

There are lots of cheap lubricant developed and proved for animals. This comes close to J-Lube its very thick and very slippery. I would say this is the original, because it is not comparable to the cheaper copies like Gleitschleim.